LOL

I hate miley cyrus

Once upon a time, I was introduced to Miley Slutrus by Donald Duck.
He was amazed as she talked with a peanut on top of her lips all day. Like himself!
She was cast in the Dissney series, Hannah Banana.
She played Miley Slutward & was critically acclaimed for her wonderful but amazingly disastrous fashion sense.

When Slutrus met Queen Elizabeth II, she was so poor that she wore a dress that left ¾ of her helium inflated bombs hanging on her curls of her hair.
Queen Elizabeth had to have her jaws fixed upon meeting Slutrus & her 2 little sissies.
Evidently, she was named Worst Celebrity Influence of 2009.(blame it on the siblings i say)

But let’s not forget the great photoshoots of Miley Slutrus
SUCKING SPAGHETTI,

I GO ASIAN EYE WHEN I APPLY EYELINER,

I’M RUINING SEXYBACK,

I HAVE PROMINENT NIPPLES,

just to name a few.

At The LAST SONG’s wrap party, Miley too, had her LAST SABBATH.
She gave director Adam Shankman a lap dance.

According to her father, Dilly Day Slutrus of I Want My Bullet Back fame,

she was just having fun, like people her age do.
She was 16.
I’m 16.
I better work on putting my ass out there now.

And her list of past & present flings:
Nick Junebug
Justin Gastric
Liam Hemskirt

Recently, she has shared the secret to a good on-screen kiss.
~~Do the lighting guy.~~
Sorry, she meant make friends with the lighting guy.

My point is. Miley Cyrus is not my cup of tea.
Arrghh why did I even polute my page with so much info on this callgirl.

Don’t dig Taio Cruz? Look at those ladies.

Man if i could do this, my mother would DIE.

Man if i could do this, my mother would DIE.

Life doesn’t imitate art, it imitates bad television.

—Woody Allen (via iheartmyart) (via hitrecordjoe)

Why blog?

A blog is where you rant.
A blog is where you whine.

A Tumblr blog is where you follow Joseph Gordon Levitt.

Yo, I’m Vivian.
I have recently decided to blog.
To leave a mark on this planet.
Although weak & small & savvy.
Just to have a voice.